Board Thread:Watercooler 2.0/@comment-6191693-20130714150046/@comment-6209322-20130822193215

Granted, but it's made by a replicator on one of your godmoddy starships, the S.S.S. (Sri Sailing Ship) 'Wanker', and due to an unexpected molecular anomaly, after you eat the pizza you implode with cheezy 70's era effects, melting into a puddle of harmless looking water. The molecular anomaly turns out to be sentient, and after a janitor mops up the spill (you) and carelessly leaves the bucket in the Engineering Room, the molecule begins taking over the ship computers from the Engineering Room and, because your ship is not the Enterprise or some other important ship from the writer's perspecitve, the creature succeeds in cutting all shipboard power, leaving the rest of your crew to freeze to death in space... where eventually the U.S.S. Enterprise finds you a century later and encounters the same living molecule that has joined itself to one of the unimportant memebers of the Away Team, but this time the brilliant crew is able to come of with some Deus Machina way of destroying the creature (like gamma rays or something like that), all while only loosing three red shirts (including the Away guy), and they are able to obtain your computers logs right up until you all died, and they conclude that your people were stupid not to try the same trick they did, and so you and your crew are forever branded as incompetant in the Federation Records... and are also dead.

(I think I should write for Star Trek... I have just created a brilliant story, and by brilliant I mean follows the same old model :p)

I wish I were so wealthy that I could comfortably give away 90% of my wealth to charity and still live comfortably for the rest of my days.