Board Thread:Watercooler 2.0/@comment-6191693-20130714150046/@comment-6209322-20140103022509

Granted, because it's colder outside than your icy heart and everyone but the russians are frozen solid and can't play soccer:

+ 20 C - Greeks put on the sweaters + 15 C - Hawaiians turn on the heaters (bonfires) + 10 C - Americans are shivering. Russians are planting the cucumbers in the gardens. + 5 C - You can see your breath. Italian cars do not start. Russians drive with lowered windows. 0 C - In America, the water has frozen over. In Russia, the water has thicken. -5 C - French cars do not start. -10  C - Cat insists to sleep in your bed. The Norwegians put on the sweaters. -17.9 C - New York landlords turn on the heaters. Russians go to a picnic last time in the season. - 20 C - American cars do not start. -25 - German cars do not start. Hawaiians have died. - 30 C - Politicians begin to talk about the homeless. - 35 C - Too cold to think. Japanese cars do not start. - 40 C - Swedish cars do not start. In Europe, transport is not functioning. Russians eat the ice cream in the streets. - 45 C - The Greeks have died. Politicians actually do something for the homeless. In Alaska, they close the window in a bathroom. - 50 C -  Finnish special forces evacuate Santa Claus from Lapland. Russians  put on the fur caps. -114 C - Ethyl alcohol has frozen over. Russians have a bad mood. -273 C - Absolute zero. Atomic motion stops. Russians curse: "Damn cold!" -295 C - The  Russian national soccer team, becomes the World Champion.

I wish I didn't suck so much at pushups :(