Board Thread:Watercooler 2.0/@comment-6191693-20130714150046/@comment-6191693-20130730231629

Granted. Your brakes are miscalibrated, though, and seize up. You don't notice they're seized, though, because your car has so much torque. You don't notice until your brakes burst into flame, just when you needed them, and you go sailing off a cliff.

I wish beer didn't make me fat