Board Thread:Watercooler 2.0/@comment-6191693-20130714150046/@comment-6191693-20130725031947

(You said, "the perfect dog," and went on to define "the perfect dog" as one that "lives to a ripe old age and does not run off," one of which she has done and the other she would do, as she is so often critical of single mothers, divorced people, and anyone who so much as thinks about someone else while married)

Granted; they come to enjoy the recession until they die when thrown head-first from their moped into a cafe after speeding through a red light around a bus, which was also being crashed into by a speeding Alfa Romeo.

I wish this dress was just a little longer.