Board Thread:Watercooler 2.0/@comment-6198648-20130228045108/@comment-6192340-20140218011352

So, I may or may not have contracted dysentery. There hasn't been an official diagnosis but I'm showing lots of symptoms. If it is dysentery, allow me to tell you guys that whatever you learned about Civil War army conditions or Nazi-era concentration camps does not begin to describe how unpleasant it is. I have spent hours on the toilet, howling in pain as pure liquid emerged from my ass. THAT SHIT BURNS! I have gone through two rolls of toilet paper. No matter how much diarrhea was passed, I kept feeling as if more would come and more eventually did. I also may be developing a hemorrhoid which is making my shits even more painful. Now my anus is utterly raw and I'm completely dehydrated. I'm starting to feel better but I am convinced that my sufferings have only begun.

All I can say is thank god I live in a first world country, and for fucks sake, I should wash my hands more.