Board Thread:Watercooler 2.0/@comment-6191693-20130714150046/@comment-6209322-20130823123953

(Ouch)

Granted, but that means it has feelings, and that means (at least to the World Health Organization) that is is alive. Now that benches are alive, they have all kinds of rights, and soon they become sentient. After a few years, they become as smart as humans, and are no longer able to be used for their intended purpose against their will. There will never be another park bench again... and as it turns out, that bench really does hate you, and once it becomes sentient it pursuse you for the rest of your short, unhappy days.

I wish I knew more about investing.