Board Thread:Watercooler 2.0/@comment-6191693-20130714150046/@comment-6209322-20130815174321

Granted, after you become rich and famous from you writing (a bestseller, in fact), you finally open up to your parents and tell the, all your dirty secrets. But little did you know, they secretly were approached by a gossip magazine, and were offered millions of dollars for dirt on you. No everyone knows you secrets, your career is ruined, and you hate your parents.

I wish I owned a Lamborghini.