Board Thread:Watercooler 2.0/@comment-6191693-20130714150046/@comment-6908728-20130714220432

Granted, but I just have to try it on first, so I do. I then, whilst prancing around and looking beautiful, unfortunately fall over and rip it open. I send it to you anyway. You recieve it, open it and in your excitement (and busy-ness) don't try it on until your first date with a super-hot man. The rip is on your ass. He doesn't call back.

I wish I had an Aston Martin!