Board Thread:Watercooler 2.0/@comment-6191693-20130714150046/@comment-6191693-20131029103620

Granted. They grow extremely well -- too well. By the time you realize that they have become self-aware, it's too late; they've already begun fortifying their defenses and engineering ways to destroy all of humanity, starting with you and your family, which they perceive as a threat not only to themselves but to the natural world at large. They enlist the power of the mighty trees and vie to save the world by destroying the human race an an epic flora vs. fauna battle to be sung of by the bards far into the post-apocalyptic future, when humanity has been subjugated by their former plant-slaves and is forced to water them and tend their branches until the last few of us die off from exhaustion and poison ivy.

I almost wish that my corruption would happen.