Board Thread:Watercooler 2.0/@comment-6191693-20130714150046

Lovingly ripped off from the classic NS thread.

If you're unfamiliar with the way it works, one person makes a wish and you find a way to grant it, but ruin it while doing so, like some sort of evil genie, then make your own wish for someone else to corrupt.

Example: Person A says "I wish for a million dollars."

Person B says "Granted, you have a million dollars, but you don't report it on your income, the IRS arrests you for felonious tax evasion, and you are raped in prison.

"I wish for pie"

And so on. (Since I'm the first to post and don't have a real wish to corrupt, I'll just corrupt my example.)

Granted, you have so many pies that it fills your entire apartment, floor to ceiling, so that you can't get inside it. By the time you have it cleared out, the rotting pies have attracted tons of bugs and rodents and have left a foul stench all over the whole place.

I wish one of you guys would buy this dress for me. 