Board Thread:Watercooler 2.0/@comment-6191693-20130714150046/@comment-6209322-20131017025545

(Darn, 'cause I'm left handed)

Granted, but it doesn't miss you -- as it speeds towards you at 70 miles per hour. Turns out you car was so perfect that it gained sentience and a soul, and made it's sole purpose in life hunting down it's former owner(s) who sold it away. You are on that his list, and you are repetedly struck by the vehicle at 60+ mph. What's left of your lifeless body is barely even identifiable, and they never catch the killer, because they assume it is a human, not a living car.

I wish I had a living car that liked me.