Board Thread:Watercooler 2.0/@comment-6191693-20130714150046/@comment-6191693-20130827010252

Granted. Your testicles are now made of corn. One day, you knock up your girlfriend and she gives birth to the Big Ear of Corn. You are then forced to make child support payments in the form of copious amounts of butter.

I wish I could go back and live in the 1990s.